knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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I'm sn otter

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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haha black people :D

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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