What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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