- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

12 niqqa 12.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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