- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What does water smell like? water.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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