What? Huh?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -26

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

girls basketball

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's one plus one? two.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

thumb_up thumb_down -28

my wife came out of the kitchen....

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops