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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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