whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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