- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

kennah campion... being nice

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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