- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

where do some birds live in? Earth

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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