- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Pianos.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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