Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

why are balck people black because they are

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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