what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

The truth is he loves her!!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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