- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

black people

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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