- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Please ignore this statement.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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