- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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