- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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