- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Women's Rights

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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