- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Jimmy Saville

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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