Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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