- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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