- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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