- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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