- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Guess what What

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Balls

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??