- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Women's Rights..

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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