- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

all these jokes are horrible now

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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