How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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