a black guy walks into a black bar

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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