What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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kieran is a homosexual

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Hello penis

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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