- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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