What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

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