- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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