A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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