There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Knock knock.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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