- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is older than history?

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

your face is kinda funny

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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