what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What comes after 69? 70

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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