- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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