Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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