- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

tea with milk?

Fine, ladies first.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Golf.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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