Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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