- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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