- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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