A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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