Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Wenis Penis

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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