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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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