- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

salad days!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Dead girls can't say no.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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