Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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