- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why so serious ?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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