Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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