Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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