- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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