- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

how much fish could a chicken

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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