Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why so serious ?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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