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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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