Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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The New York Giants

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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