- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Kevin and Ramin

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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