Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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